Born to one of the most notoriously insane of old families, the Duchess Monsy of Inkling soon followed in her ancestors’ footsteps by combining in her character the perverse with the sublime. Having spent most of her adolescence trading sexual favours to infirm aristocrats for antique Wedgwood and Rietveld furniture, her parents decided she would do well to pursue a career in piracy. Thus apprenticed, she quickly rose through the ranks, and currently resides in the Captain’s cabin of The Frivolous Fag, where she spends her time crossdressing with members of her crew. When ashore, she haunts various shopping centres, doing the Prince Charming in the aisles for CCTV in order to satisfy her voyeuristic streak.
